NSFW 2017: An Unconventional Gift Guide for Pets and Their People

Lea Jaratz

Catnip Joint

It’s safe to assume most of your pets have ended up on Santa’s nice list, but I’m sure there are a few exceptions. Sometimes the little stinkers deserve something a little ---- non-traditional. We’ve got a shopping list for when those pet lovers who have given up on conventional pet parenting.

 

I’m So High

Maybe your cat needs to take a hint and mellow out a little bit. Okay, so these catnip joints probably won’t do the trick, but at least while they’re buzzed it’ll look hilarious. Legal in all 50 states and gift wrap available.

 

fluffy afCute AF Apparel

Your mom might not know what “AF” stands for, so maybe she won’t catch on when your cat is sporting this Fluffy AF bandana. (I’d personally love to cuddle any pets that are classified as such.) I mean, maybe it stands for “and fabulous.”

Also funny AF:
Cuddly AF collar tag
Cute AF dog tag

 

doormat

For Your Home

Next, file this under, OMG I need this on my front porch.

I mean, yes, Mr. UPS man, when my Amazon shipment arrives, I want to know about it. But trust me, my dog will tell me you’re here long before you hop out of your big brown truck.

 

Oh, Poop!

And, well if your dog is guilty of eating poop, at least these poop-moji dog treats will be a hit. But, if you’d rather encourage a more sophisticated palate their Pawtron cookies might be more your style. Hit the middle of the road with their tacos and tequila set.

 

Kitty Mug

For Your Favorite Crazy Cat Lady

She’s been hoping you’d ask what her Instagram name was so you could check out her kitties, but this is a bit more to the point. Pack this with some hot cocoa and some comfy socks and she’s set for a cozy day on the couch.

Whether your pet is classy, sassy or a little bad assey, we hope you at least LOL’d at our NSFW shopping list.

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